If I Had 700 Billion Dollars

I just came across this article at the Consumerist, talking about somethings that we could buy as a country with 700 billon dollars. The list is based off an New York Times  article that illustrates, with a great illustration,  the cost of the war in Iraq. 
My favorite, for $700 billon, you could provide Universal healthcare for everyone without health insurance….. for 7 f-ing years…. Lets do that, I think that healthcare is a much better investment then some shady investment banks. I’m Looking at you Ron WydenGordon Smith, and all you silly Representatives